Have you guys seen The Saint? If not, you should be ashamed of yourself. That movie is AWESOME. Not only does it have a lot of cool stuff with SCIENCE (and you know how I love science) but it’s all about like Russian assholes and spys and Val Kilmer and Elisabeth Shue are HOT together. Val Kilmer is HOT in this film. Like Top Gun or Batman Kilmer hot.
Well, last night, I saw Hot Tube Time Machine (also AWESOME) and there was a preview for the SNL-inspired film MacGruber, which apparently costars the actor formerly known as Val Kilmer.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO VAL KILMER? As a friend of mine recently commented, he looks like Mario Batali. Maybe worse. WHY VAL? WHY?