There's a Reason Bill Nye is the Science Guy, You Guys

Okay. So, Bill Nye, you know, the Science Guy? Well he predicted this whole Zodiac shift years ago. Six years ago to be exact:

Source: Gawker

You guys, there's a reason HE's The Science Guy, you feel me? And fine, maybe astrology isn't the most precise of "sciences" but it's obviously something we all care about (if the outrage from yesterday tells us anything) so, my point here is that science is cool and scientists know stuff and global warming is real and unicorns might be too.

And I'm still a Capricorn by the way. Apparently the whole astrological sign shift only applies if you were born after 2009.

Excuse me? Because of the moon I now have to be a SAGITTARIUS?

This is bullshit. BULLSHIT. 

Have you guys heard about this? Apparently the earth has "wobbled" (you'd think they'd come up with a more scientific term, but OKAY) and it was all the MOON's fault and now the Zodiac signs have changed. Which doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but all I know is that according to some chart I'm no longer a Capricorn.

WHAT THE HELL, MAN! I am a Capricorn! I like earthy colors! I'm stable! I have a good work ethic! I'm very rational! And there's something related to a goat even though goats are weird! And I am PROUD of these things. I am NOT a Sagittarius, okay?