Now you too can bludgeon someone to death in a bowling alley!

YOU GUYS!

Remember when I was obsessed with Milkshake? (THE MOVIE. DUH).

Well check this out:

Super There Will Be Blood from Tomfoolery Pictures on Vimeo.

Who doesn't want to bludgeon someone to death in a bowling alley RIIIIIIGHT???

Still on the whole milkshake thing...

I keep forgetting to mention that for a belated birthday present my lovely Roommie #1 gave me a bad ass t-shirt, exhibiting the following image:



It's AWESOME.

I Can't Get Enough Milkshake

I found someone who does a better Daniel Planview impression than yours truly (it probably helps being a guy) and it's Bill Hader from SNL. Check out this sketch, which combines some of the best lines from There Will Be Blood (and has a Maine shout out!).

There Will Be Oscars (More Milkshake!)

I can't get enough of There Will Be Blood or its parodies (or milkshakes). Thanks to the clever guys at FunnyorDie.com, here's another gem.

milkshake website + Milkshake movie + actual milkshake - nausea = love

Yesterday I read this article in Entertainment Weekly and am newly obsessed with this website. I commonly refer to There Will Be Blood as Milkshake. (Well actually, just with Roommate #1, but I think that qualifies as "commonly" considering she is one of maybe three friends I have in LA. Well, I have more than three. Four.) Anyways, I am really having a milkshake moment because I just had some of a delish Oreo milkshake from the horrendous Hamburger Hamlet across the street. (Some of you may recall that episode of Entourage where the Hamlet was mentioned as that restaurant in LA no agent would be caught dead in. My boss orders from there an average of 3 times a week. Truth.) Anyways, that milkshake reminded me of Milkshake starring Daniel Day Lewis (go see it now and you will think of milkshakes in a new way entirely). I am now going through the nausea part of the milkshake, but fortunately I have a silly website about drinking milkshakes to distract me.

Wow, how many times can I write milkshake in one post? (9) I do love a good milkshake. (10) This brings me to a frustrating question: what is the difference between a milkshake and a frappe? Someone, please explain!

There Will Be Milkshakes

Everyone should go see There Will Be Blood. It's fantastic. Daniel Day Lewis is phenomenal. Just something about the way he says "Ladies and gentleman, I am an oilman" gets me going every time. So much so that I find an urge to just scream out the line in my best copy-cat intonation (although I try to avoid doing it in the workplace). Even better is the whole milkshake line, especially when viewed like this: