It’s been a while since a real Stamos-Stamos tête-à-tête, so I’d like to bring back this special feature to all of you.
Seen here : Stamos (me) asleep in a chair last Christmas. (Alcohol may or may not have been involved... read: may)
Seen here : Stamos (John) questionably (answer: yes) drunk after an appearance on an Australian talk show last summer
Challenge: who does drunk better?
Let’s dissect the evidence.
In the first photo there I am, sleeping sound like wee little baby, all snuggled up and happy in my comfortable puffy coat. Don't you just want to snuggle up with me? Aren't my brown tights so shiny and nice?
In the second photo there he is, the normally effervescent Uncle Jesse looking demonized and scary, after he (according to People) “wandered around the set of the morning show, read host Kerri-Anne Kennerley's lines from the teleprompter and made lewd gestures in front of her.”
Winner? Stamos by a landslide.
Oh yeah... ME. That Stamos.
The judge of the Stamos vs. Stamos competition is biased in judging in every way possible. Work with me people, he's a goddamn movie star! Okay, that's an exaggeration--he's a goddamn TV star! From the 80s! Currently experiencing a television comeback! With great hair!