I forgot to wear deodorant today. And that's awkward. Because I smell a little bit. In my armpits. It's not BAD or anything and I don't think I'd really offend other people or anything, but you know, for my own sanity...
So I was thinking I would go by some deodorant at the drug store downstairs.
So then I checked my bank account.
And then I discovered I have $6.63 in my bank account.
And then I laughed for a while.
And then I realized I might not be able to afford deodorant.