Grapefruits

Are delicious. In my esteemed opinion a grapefruit is a truly excellent way to begin your morning. In fact I am cutting into one right now. I am very methodical in my grapefruit eating. I cut around the skin, then around each individual slice. Then I eat each slice with a fork, then I squeeze out the juice into a spoon. It takes a whole brigade of cutlery to finish off one of these bad boys. Every time I eat one I think of my Great Great Aunt Hiddie, who used to send us boxes of grapefruits every year for Christmas.