I'm Not Like Other Girls

Hi, did you miss me?

This is a conversation I had this morning with a co-worker from a different department, while we were both riding the elevator up to our floor:

Me: "You're late."
Him: "So are you."
Me: "Yeah but [name redacted] isn't here this week, and she's the only one who cares."
Him: "Oh yeah, is she on her honeymoon still?"
Me: "I guess so."
Him: "Where did they go?"
Me: "Um. I don't know. Maybe Mexico? I think..."
Him: "You think? Don't you girls talk about this kind of stuff?"
Me: "I'm not like other girls." Followed by a smirk.
Him: Laughter.

Well... it's true!