Did everyone hear about the new Law & Order? It's called... Law & Order: Los Angeles.
[Insert fake surprise here]
At this point, CBS and NBC should just join forces and make the "All Procedurals, All the Time" Channel (that's APAT for short, in case you were wondering). Then you can have, like, Law & Order: Bismarck and CSI: Poughkeepsie and everybody's happy.
True fact: I have never watched an entire episode of Law & Order, not the original, not a spinoff - not one. Actually, same goes for CSI (but wait, is NCIS a spinoff of CSI? Or am I making that up because both shows have contain some of the same letters?) So I will not be subscribing to APAT, thank you very much.