Clearly, Neva is the next feline internet sensation. She's a cute cat with a pretty great personality, but the thing that's really working in her favor (for a life of celebrity, that is) - she's really, really, REALLY fat. So she's just funny without even trying. And before you attempt to chastise me or my brother or his girlfriend about animal diets, etc, trust me when I say this cat is in great health and she's been on a diet since reaching maturity - I guess she's just genetically predetermined to be the size of a small dog.
So without further ado, let me introduce you to Neva, the fat cat you've never met, until now!
Hi. I'm Neva. I'm pretty fat and pretty awesome.
(And in case you were thinking there is NO way that cat go on that bed by herself, then you are correct. She did not).
No biggie. I'm just the next Internet star.