Reasons my boss is better than yours...

An actual excerpt from an IM with my boss, after my other boss was showing me pictures of his kids:

Me [6:14 PM]:
Ahhhh he was showing me more pictures of his boys
I WANT BABIES
Boss [6:14 PM]:
gross
Me [6:14 PM]:
THEY ARE SO CUTE
I want a baaaaaaaaaaaby
I want 4 babies
I already have all their names picked out
Boss [6:15 PM]:
oh my
Me [6:15 PM]:
hahaha
I cant WAIT to be a housewife
Boss [6:16 PM]:
oh Annie. I don't want to know this.
Me [6:16 PM]:
hahahaha
I mean after I've been wildly successful
I am going to take a few years
to raise my children
then go back to working
when I can
it's going to be great
Boss [6:16 PM]:
also I still need to find penis straws

I'll leave it at that...