Behold! An exchange between me and my boss:
Me [4:12 PM]:
I am rereading my email to you regarding the Showtime pitch and realizing I sound like an overly professional bitch with NO FEELING, which is totally unintentional.
As I am not at all professional.
But this also explains why that Syfy assistant thought I was like 35 and wore pencil skirts.
Boss [4:12 PM]:
We are really professional you guys. Seriously, though, the day I wear a pencil skirt...