Thursday, December 06, 2007

Jack Bauer IS Real!

Best mug shot ever, courtesy Kiefer Sutherland, now carrying out a 48-day sentence thanks to his 5th DUI. You know what, I still believe he could negotiate with bank robbers, prevent a nuclear bomb from blowing up any major metropolis, deliver a baby, cure cancer, and all the while never need to use the bathroom or change clothes.

This reminds me of a great line from a recent episode of 30 Rock (a show everyone should watch), when Alec Baldwin's (staunchly conservative) character Jack tells Tina Fey's character Liz he's attending a party thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer. Liz then says "I don't think he's real."

To which Jack responds, "I assure you, Liz, John McCain is definitely real."

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