Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker

This article from CNN gives a little insight into todays pirates. Because I am sure you were curious. I would imagine it's a more realistic version of that crappy Jessica Alba Paul Walker clunker Into the Blue, but I guess the people might be less attractive. Actually, these high tech pirates probably have to be in good shape for scuba diving for treasure. Hey maybe that's where all the hot guys are--thieving on the open seas. Oh wait a minute, apparently all a pirate today can rake in is around $40,000. Never mind.

Oh and as of 4:52 pm PST, this was the leading story on CNN.com, picture and everything. Yes, a story about high tech pirates. Bless you CNN, bless you.

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