Apparently I could get hired at Moviefone. I just had to record all the names and extensions for everyone in our company, and can I just say that I kicked ass. Not only did I have great diction, annunciation and inflection, but I didn't even botch up the last name of the chick in our office with the hyphenated Spanish-British name. Go me!
Yeah so if you desperately miss my dulcet tones, just call the main line for the company and I will tell you to listen carefully because the menu options have changed.