Steve Urkel himself just walked into our office for a meeting. He is now in our conference room. He drinks water.
Apparently Urkel's real name is Jaleel White. But my co-assistant just made an ass of herself when saying "Here's your water, Steve." Brilliant. Now she's bright red. It's incredible. But what does he expect, we grew up with his infamous TV character! I'm hoping for Mr. Cooper and an Olsen twin to come in to make it a TGIF reunion. Oooh or one of the cast members from Boy Meets World. I definitely don't know Cory Matthews real name.