Friday, May 23, 2008

Pet Peeves (Part Three of an Endless, Multi-Part Series)

Pet Peeve:
Rising gas prices. Okay so this one is obvious, but COME ON. I filled up my car today, after the gas light had been on for twenty minutes and I passed 4 gas stations in search of the lowest price, I finally found a pump offering regular unleaded for under $4. What a luxury. A LUXURY! That is outrageous. It should not cost me $50 to fill up my car with one tanks of gas. ONE! As Vizzini would say, INCONCEIVABLE!

Pet Peeve:
Cars that clearly shouldn't be driving in the left lane. This infuriates me. If you are driving slower, or happen to notice that every car behind you is passing you, then why slow Taco truck, oh why, do you insist at driving 20 mph slower thane everyone else in the left lane. Ooooh this makes me so mad.

Pet Peeve:
Mayonnaise. Don't get me started on this nasty, smelly, stinky, fattening goo that most Americans love to smather over everything. I can't get within five feet of mayo or else I want to vomit. My disgust for mayo includes coleslaw, chicken salad, and sometimes Caesar salad dressing. Blech.

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