Tales From My Trashcan

It looks like a bird vomited in my garbage can. Take a look:



My trashcan, which sits next to me, smells disgusting. I am getting constant wafts of the following scents:

1. Remainders of the Tomato Bisque soup I had for lunch (lower left)
2. A soy yogurt I started eating and quickly aborted when I noticed the expiration date of August 4th. 10 days ago (upper left).
3. The wilting lettuce leaf, tomato slice, and solitary hot pepper (sides from a grilled cheese, in large plastic container)
4. Sunflower seeds aka bird vomit. Not much of a smell actually (everywhere).

I am disgusting.