Michelle, soon to be unemployed

Here is a lovely email that's been going around all of Hollywood this morning:

Hey Ryan-I'm sorry, b/c I'm covering for Lindsey's usual asst., could you tell me, who's Rosh Hashanah and why would he/she affect Kristi's meeting with KN
and MC?

Thanks! I really appreciate it!

Michelle

Oh Michelle. You've so much to learn. Knowing Jewish holidays might be the most important thing in this town.

I am temtped to call up the company and ask for Rosh.

Cheers,
RHashanahasst@agency.com