Welcome to a new feature in which I am going to tell you about what I had for lunch.
That's a lie.
Why would you want to know what I have for lunch every day?
But for lack of anything else interesting, here is lunch:
One "Asian Slaw Salad" from Trader Joes
Four Morningstar Farms Vegan Soy Chicken Nuggets
One Diet Coca-Cola
Try not to be jealous.