Today's Lunch

Welcome to a new feature in which I am going to tell you about what I had for lunch.

That's a lie.

Why would you want to know what I have for lunch every day?
Exactly.

But for lack of anything else interesting, here is lunch:

One "Asian Slaw Salad" from Trader Joes
Four Morningstar Farms Vegan Soy Chicken Nuggets
One Diet Coca-Cola

Try not to be jealous.