Okay, this dress? IS SO ME. Like if I were going to an award show, this is the dress I would wear. First of all, the colors are FAB. We're talking shades of blue, like ROYAL blue, which, um, I LOVE, and then black, which is obviously smart and slimming and safe, BUT IT'S SO NOT SAFE BECAUSE THE SEQUINS GIVE A BIT OF CRAZY. And I love sequins. And shoulder pads. And anything that looks like it could have been worn by an extra on Dynasty.