Seriously? There's a demographic for this?
Here's what troubles me: "a mistake people OFTEN make when giving a massage to an opossum is throwing off the energy."
(1) How many people are giving an opossum a massage at any given moment?
(2) How exactly do you throw off the energy of said opossum
(3) What kind of drugs is this lady on and where can I get some?
Thanks to DiTonto for bringing this gem into my life. I am going to be haunted by nightmares of that lady waving bye to me for the next week.