So - remember last year when all of us who weren't at Comic Con commiserated with our #notatcomiccon tweets? Well, we're doing it again, you guys! (So far, we = me, but you know you want to.)
Here are some BREAKING NEWS STORIES I have so far, from DAY ONE of Not At Comic Con:
- I thought I lost a golf cart earlier.
- I did not lose a golf cart.
- I had three cups of coffee today.
- I'm really tan.
- MY FUCKING FACE IS PEELING.
- Coffee makes me poo.
- Molasses cookies are DELICIOUS.
- Most people do not enjoy molasses cookies.
- I am jealous of my nail polish. If that is possible.
Fascinating stuff, isn't it? And get excited, because we've got THREE MORE DAYS of this! I KNOW - this is just as fun as putting on a Stormtrooper helmet and getting freaky with an Ewok.