Next week on Grey's Anatomy... Woman Stuck to Toilet!

This article on CNN.com's front page today is a cross between the pathetic, the disgusting, and the shocking. Apparently some woman sat on a toilet for two years, to the point where her skin was stuck to the seat. Her boyfriend noted that he should have helped her sooner (ya think)? The story is perfect for an episode of House or Grey's Anatomy. Especially with the whole bit about how the couple pretty much conducted their relationship as normal... but in the bathroom.