The following conversation just took place:
Me: "I should count how many times I blow my nose in one day."
Annoyed Co-Worker: "Why?"
Me: "Um, well, because...?" Thinking, because the number must be insanely high and then I could blog about my extreme nose blowing!
However, I don't have the patience or attention span to keep track of such a thing and thus you shall be spared a post about my nose blowing (besides this one, that is).