UPDATE: Problem appears to be solved... for now.
NOTICE: I SEEM TO HAVE F-ED UP THE FONTS ON MY BLOG SOMEHOW AND CANNOT FIX IT. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE CONTACT ME. UNTIL THEN, PLEASE BEAR WITH ME WHILE I ATTEMPT TO FIX IT.
DAMMIT. IT'S (ALMOST) ALL IN ARIAL. I HATE ARIAL.