Last night I started my tennis lessons. They were AWESOME. Even better is taking them with a friend you've known since kindergarten. A highlight: (besides kicking ass, making the instructor laugh so hard at our insane competitiveness he lost track of the score, and beating the other players) would be the following exchange.
Adam: "If we need to miss a day can we make it up another class?"
Pro-shop Dude: "No."
Adam: "What about holidays, do you recognize Martin Luther King Day?"
Dude: "The only holidays we recognize are the Jewish ones."
Adam & Myself: Rude laughter, then sudden realization dude is not kidding.